lexxlizI have put together a list of some of the activities I enjoy doing after smoking the devil’s lettuce. The purpose of the list is to inspire you to try different activities when you are high and not just sit around watching tv and eating snacks. YAY PRODUCTIVE STONERS!
1. Clean
This is probably one of my favorite things to do when I am high. Cleaning can be so boring, but I know if I do not clean up my house I will probably have an aneurysm from the mess so smoking a couple a bong rips not only motivates me to clean but it makes cleaning fun. Put some music on and dance the day away with your swiffer.
2. Tan
Now that summer is FINALLY here, tanning when you are high makes laying in your own sweat somewhat enjoyable. Listen to an audiobook, or music, or just take a nap. I promise you laying out in the sun high is a much better tanning experience. REMEMBER TO HYDRATE!
3. Listen to Music & Dance
Okay I LOVE dancing when I am high, I feel the rhythm of the music in my body and just can’t help but to move with it. I’ll even dance by myself in my room. I have to practice my dance moves at some point. Weed allows me to let my guard down and lets my body be free.
4. Read
As someone with ADHD and I would DREED reading but weed has allowed me to zoom in and focus on my reading and now I actually enjoy reading. Plus when you are high everything is so much more fascinating and your book is times more interesting.
5. Create a List
The only way I am able to get shit done is if I write a list of the things I want to do. So if I want to be a productive stoner I need to write a list of everything I need to do that. I will either do these highs or sober it does not really matter so long as I get done what needs to be accomplished that day.
6. Exercise
Do some yoga or go on a hike. Different strains have different effects and some strains are more useful for exercising. Experiment to figure out the best strain for you use to workout after consuming it. My go-to workout strain is Super Lemon Haze. I smoke the vape cartridge instead of the flower when I am going to workout since sometimes the flower can have bodily sedative effects.
7. Meditate
Mediating can be difficult for me because it’s hard for me to sit still for 10 minutes. Weed relaxes me and allows me to be still for 10 minutes, only focusing on my breathing and being in the current moment.
8. Make Some Art
Weed is a great way to access your creativity.
Color – Go to the store and buy a coloring book with some crayola colored pencil and remember you don’t always have to follow society’s rules and color inside the lines.
Paint – If you are like me and are not very creative to paint, do not worry paint by numbers still exist. Amazon has an abundance of paint by numbers and the ones I have purchased in the past come with their own paint brushes and paints.
9. Write/ Journal
Like I mentioned before weed is a great way to boost creativity. That’s why the Beatles used it to write and produce their songs. Practice writing down what’s going on up in that crazy head of yours. Don’t judge what you write just allow yourself to write.